You’ve made the booking and now you’re waiting for your escort to arrive. If you’re feeling a little nervous, that’s completely normal. Even if you’re not, doing the following things prior to her arrival will help you both to relax and ease into things quicker. They’ll make the overall experience more enjoyable.

• Run yourself a relaxing bath, or have a hot shower. Warm water helps to relieve muscle tension.
• If you drink, pour yourself a glass of wine, a whisky, or your preferred tipple. And that’s one glass, not ten. There is NOTHING sexy about a drunk man. Not to mention the effect alcohol has on maintaining erections.
• If the TV’s on, turn it off.
• Put some relaxing music on. Jazz, R&B or Soul are pretty safe options. Celine Dion or Neil Young are not to everyone’s taste.
• If you have one, light a scented candle.
• Important: kill all overhead or fluorescent lighting. Bright lights are good for open heart surgery but they are not conducive to great sex.
• Really important: brush your teeth. Just like your body and for exactly the same reason, if you want your mouth, body, and penis, to be enthusiastically embraced…soap and toothpaste! There is absolutely nothing that beats a fresh smelling mouth and body. Not a large penis, a 6 pack, and definitely not talking about your bank balance.